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ourbloodisjustliketheatlantic:

if you just reblog shit with your asshole two cents on it all the time get off tumblr go learn a few things about social interactions and how to keep your mouth shut when your opinion is nasty and irrelevant

-Happy sigh- Oh, that feels better…

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uncivilwar13:

THATS FUCKED UP MAN

D: Is it sad that I find this funny?

uncivilwar13:

THATS FUCKED UP MAN

D: Is it sad that I find this funny?

(Source: best-of-memes)

wehrmachtinternetmuseum:

đź‘Ž

prisonernumber7:

November 4, 1961
Our Russian guards are anxious. Kargin interrupted me today: “If war, everything kaputt! Wife kaputt, houses kaputt, Kargin kaputt!" Spitefully, he added, "Kennedy kaputt too, Khrushchev kaputt. Ha, ha, ha!” I laughed along with him. Turning suddenly serious, he asked, “Why you laugh?”
I said: “Prison kaputt too.”
- Albert Speer, Spandau: The Secret Diaries

prisonernumber7:

November 4, 1961

Our Russian guards are anxious. Kargin interrupted me today: “If war, everything kaputt! Wife kaputt, houses kaputt, Kargin kaputt!" Spitefully, he added, "Kennedy kaputt too, Khrushchev kaputt. Ha, ha, ha!” I laughed along with him. Turning suddenly serious, he asked, “Why you laugh?”

I said: “Prison kaputt too.”

- Albert Speer, Spandau: The Secret Diaries

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natgeotravel:

Northern Gannet’s dance in the sunlight in Heligoland, Germany.
See this week’s top photos from the Traveler Photo Contest »
Photograph by Robert Sommer

natgeotravel:

Northern Gannet’s dance in the sunlight in Heligoland, Germany.

See this week’s top photos from the Traveler Photo Contest Â»

Photograph by Robert Sommer

epic-humor:

Porn Sex vs Real Sex: The Differences Explained With Food

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keep-it-classy-as-fuck:

incredjuilous:

Good question

Nope.

Seconds that. “Honey, I don’t care if you think your ass is huge and you have a hard time buying pants that fit… I LIKE YOUR BUTT!” *ahem* That’s how I get through my day without crying over my weight.

keep-it-classy-as-fuck:

incredjuilous:

Good question

Nope.

Seconds that. “Honey, I don’t care if you think your ass is huge and you have a hard time buying pants that fit… I LIKE YOUR BUTT!” *ahem* That’s how I get through my day without crying over my weight.

(Source: champagne-paradise)

fuckyeahsolitude:

1 | German: Waldeinsamkeit
A feeling of solitude, being alone in the woods and a connectedness to nature. Ralph Waldo Emerson even wrote a whole poem about it.
From: 11 Untranslatable Words From Other Cultures

fuckyeahsolitude:

1 | German: Waldeinsamkeit

A feeling of solitude, being alone in the woods and a connectedness to nature. Ralph Waldo Emerson even wrote a whole poem about it.

From: 11 Untranslatable Words From Other Cultures

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